If you've enjoyed this blog, please consider making a donation using the PayPal button. All money received will be used to make short films, podcasts, documentaries, comedy sketches and more. In return for your donations everything will be available to enjoy for free. Thanks in advance.

Showing posts with label Andy Warhol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Andy Warhol. Show all posts

Wednesday, 9 November 2022

Goose Fair


Before you read the main article, please consider making a donation using the PayPal button above or at this link. This enables me to continue providing films, music videos, documentaries, podcasts, comedy sketches and art. Every penny donated is used in the creation of these projects which are made available for free as a reward and thank you for your generosity. 

If you can't afford to donate, then please help spread the word by sharing my work on social media. Please also help me to lose the word 'underfollowed' from my bios by following me and recommending me to others. My social media links are at the end of the article.
The 2022 edition

As the world returns to normal, it was great to see Goose Fair return to Nottingham. Cancelled understandably due to Covid-19 in 2020 and due to Nottingham Council's greed backfiring in 2021, we saw Nottingham's Christmas return for a record-breaking ten-day stretch. Maybe it is going to remain that way, although I personally think it's a bad idea.

In my capacity as unofficial ambassador for Goose Fair, (although if there's an official role available, I'm on board), I was on hand to film as usual, both the construction and the ambience. Sadly, I was unable to make the opening ceremony this year.

Talking of tradition, 2022 also saw the return of my annual photograph at the (the) mushy peas stall, although I did keep this going despite the lack of the fair. Having had a quiet year workwise, I was looking forward to talking to the press about my comeback plans, but despite being given plenty of notice, inevitably not one representative bothered to show up. This was especially galling as there were plenty of them around. I imagine if Ladbaby, Vicky McClure, Jake Bugg or any other of my fellow Nottingham showbizzers had turned up it would have been a front-page story.

To get to my first released Goose Fair project, my usual construction videos are now available.

It wasn't until I started viewing the footage that it occurred to me to release two different versions. The first version is silent and inspired by the filmmaking of Andy Warhol. When I was at school, I first became interested in Warhol's art and later on I discovered his films. There is something about his audacity that I admire, a five-hour film of sleep and an eight-hour film of The Empire State Building are two examples of the anti-film. This is the approach I took with Goose Fair Construction 2022, which is only slightly edited footage of the week leading up to the fair, more of an endurance test than a film at one hour twenty-five minutes but will be of interest. Version 2 is a much snappier and viewer friendly watch.

Goose Fair Construction is available to watch here.
Goose Fair Construction - Version 2 is available to watch here.


Twitter  

Instagram

 Facebook

Sunday, 16 March 2014

In this age we live in of Andy Warhol’s predicted fifteen minutes of fame being gifted to anyone with the lack of inhibition to make a tit of themselves on vacuous ‘talent’ shows, it’s often worth remembering that this isn’t an entirely new thing. There are the likes of Opportunity Knocks and New Faces, in which there was a few notable winners among the spoon players and dog acts that just wanted to be on television, but they were the only two. Nowadays we have X-Factor, The Voice*, and various different copycat versions. Aside from that, it is now possible to become famous just by appearing on a fly-on-the-wall type programme. If you don’t believe me, Joey Essex appeared in Celebrity Big Brother.

*It’s easy to distinguish between The Voice and X-Factor; in one show the judges turn their backs on the singers before they start singing, in the other show the judges wait until six months after the final.

However, there was one light entertainment giant that won hands down when it came to pandering to the delusional, Stars In Their Eyes. Good old Challenge TV has added this show to their schedule and we watched a couple of episodes last night. For those that don’t know, the format was simple; an ordinary member of the public dresses up and sings a song by their favourite pop star and is judged on how well they sound like the original. At best this is a game show for children, but throughout the 1990s this was one of ITV’s biggest hitters on the Saturday night light entertainment front.

I know that there are people who make a living by spending their evenings by pretending to be someone else, but it isn’t exactly an overcrowded business I imagine. In my opinion, tribute bands are the lowest form of entertainment, so maybe I’m slightly biased. The judges on X-Factor do at least have the honesty to turn people away who haven’t quite got what it takes, although a lot of shit still manages to get through, but they can’t be accused of offering false hope in the same gung-ho fashion that Matthew Kelly dished it out.

“You won’t be a toilet cleaner after tonight because you’re going to be as big as the person you’re going to be”, was the sort of lie that Matthew Kelly used to feed to these well meaning but usually rather simple contestants. The weird thing is that I didn’t watch these two episodes and see anyone who went on to become a big star, although they might be huge in tribute circles, I just wouldn’t know. The best people on the show are the ones who genuinely seem to see Stars In Their Eyes as a springboard to fame and fortune. Last night we saw a young man who apart from a desire to go on television pretending to be Curtis Stigers was a singer/songwriter/musician with his own band. He stated that his ambition was to make it big with his band, and Kelly told him he would. Who is Matthew Kelly to go around incorrectly predicting the future for these poor fuckers?

This gave me a brilliant idea for a sequel show in which all past contestants (participation is compulsory) return to the show and tell us exactly what has happened in their show business careers since they first appeared on Stars In Their Eyes. I would wager that the toilet cleaner didn’t make it to Wembley Stadium, unless they needed a cleaner.

===
My daily blog can be delivered straight to your Kindle for 99p a month (link)
If you’ve enjoyed reading this, please consider showing your appreciation by way of a donation using the PayPal button above this blog. Every penny will be used to create free online content. There are currently plans underway for a comedy sketch series, an online cookery and music show, a video version of The Sunday Alternative, and plenty more including documentaries, short films, and podcasts.
Send a blank email to blogcastmonthly@gmail.com to receive my exclusive new podcast, only available by email. The first edition of BlogCast will land in your inbox on the last Friday in April.

Monday, 28 October 2013

Monday 28th October

I was sixteen years old, the year was 1992 and I was a student at Boston College. My sociology tutor Peter and I were talking about Frank Zappa. That’s the kind of tutor he was, the sort of tutor you could talk about Frank Zappa with instead of working. Zappa led to King Crimson, which (and I wish I could remember the six-degrees-of-separation way in which this happened) led onto the subject of Andy Warhol. Back then I was, in hindsight, a bit lofty and pretentious, we all were when we started college; a brand new start in life, free from the shackles of school and treated like grownups for the first time in our lives. I already considered myself something of an authority on the pop art movement, having failed GCSE art thanks to my insistence on doing a project involving my own take on the genre, which basically meant doing lots of things with soup cans and trademarks (although I did do a brilliant ‘Monroe’ style painting of Warhol himself that I wish I still had). Rather than disappointment, I felt that my failure to pass GCSE art proved my point; that I was right and everyone else was wrong and that I wouldn’t be appreciated during my lifetime. I was a bit of a twat in those days.

This discussion with Peter eventually wound its way round to a band he seemed determined to press onto me called The Velvet Underground. Back in 1992 with no Internet and therefore no Google, YouTube, or iTunes (not that I would ever use iTunes even now but you get my point), I had to take his word for it. The next day I didn’t have sociology, but Peter found me in the smoking room (indoors – it was a different time) and handed me a load of home recorded cassettes with hand written inlay cards. Either he had spent the evening making tapes for me, or he kept an emergency supply handy to inform and educate. Among some of Zappa’s earlier albums; We’re Only In It For The Money and Absolutely Free, and In The Court Of The Crimson King, the debut album by King Crimson and very much a ‘beginner’s guide’ album, was The Velvet Underground and Nico.

The word ‘iconic’ is thrown around with careless abandon these days, but I feel as if I’m on fairly safe ground using it in the context of this particular LP. As the famous sound bite will attest; it only sold ten thousand copies, but everyone who bought it formed a band. It would be lovely to think that this is a true statement, although it is probably the result of a very clever public relations person. Maybe someone should test this and track down every one of the ten thousand bands and get them to reform for a massive series of live gigs called ‘We Formed A Band Because Of The Velvet Underground’.

When I first heard the album I didn’t really know what was going on, it didn’t sound like anything I had ever heard before. I listened to it last night once again when I returned from radio duties, and it still sounds every bit as fresh as it did the first time I heard it and no doubt the first time it was heard in 1967. It aroused my interest in music as an art form and I especially fell in love with Lou Reed’s attitude of not really giving a shit what people think of his work. Neither in The Velvet Underground nor as a solo artist did Reed ever achieve the commercial heights of many of the people he influenced. Commercial success wasn’t really the point, the philosophy was to produce something that you’re happy with and if anyone else likes it then it is a bonus. After the success and acclaim of Transformer came Berlin which is now seen as one of the greatest albums ever but at the time was met with apathy. The 1975 album Metal Machine Music was seen as taking the piss, described by one critic as “four sides of whines, whistles, feedback and screams” it was deleted for a period by RCA. In 1977 he was barred from performing at the London Palladium when they took exception at his ‘punk image’, which gained him credibility from the punk set and later still with the post-punk crowd.

I have kind of lost touch with Lou Reed’s output in the last few years, the last album of his I bought was Magic And Loss, but he remains a major influence and was shocked to find out that he had died. The news hit me yesterday evening when I got out of the shower and was getting ready for The Sunday Alternative. Twitter and Facebook suddenly started to fill up with tributes, including my contribution of a YouTube link to that debut album that turned me on to The Velvet Underground in the first place. Sadly I didn’t have time to dig through my record collection to find something to take in, but I knew I wanted to pay suitable tribute on my show. The studio appeared to be locked when I turned up so I had to phone the studio boss to let me in. We haven’t seen each other since before the whole argument over the use of my archive material on Trent Sound, so anyone who has ever met him will know how delighted he was to drive to Trent Towers (not an actual tower) and open the door straight away because it wasn’t locked. To make matters worse, I was desperate for the toilet and wasn’t in the building until the seven o’clock news came on. Clenching every muscle below my waist, I typed Lou Reed into the search facility for songs in the system and my worst fears suddenly came true; The Trent Sound library is what I can politely describe as ‘obvious’. With this in mind I had no choice but to play ‘Walk on the Wild Side’, ‘White Light/White Heat’, ‘Sweet Jane’, and finish the tribute montage with “Rock ‘n’ Roll’. Not that I have anything against any of these songs, but I would have liked to have gone off-road a little, in keeping with the ethos of the show’s “music you don’t hear on the radio, on the radio” slogan. ‘Perfect Day’ was where I drew the line; although I didn’t check I imagine that that particular song received a great deal of airplay yesterday evening.

===

My daily blog can be delivered straight to your Kindle for 99p a month (link)
I’m raising money to make a film about The Sunday Alternative and put on a free screening, please read my latest newsletter.