As I don't look forward to Christmas any longer it gets difficult at this time of year to put on a brave face. Mandi on the other hand is a bit like a female version of Buddy the Elf in that she never really stops being excited about Christmas. I came up with what I thought was a brilliant compromise that would cater for both Mandi's enthusiasm and my lack of it, every time Mandi mentions Christmas before December she has to take off her clothes before the conversation is allowed to continue. Therefore if she insists on talking about Christmas at least I get to admire her naked body and if she doesn't want to take off her clothes, then I don't have to have a conversation about Christmas, so from my point of view it is a win-win. For some reason she wasn't keen on the idea and so an agreement was reached, if she mentions Christmas before December she has to show me her boobs. You might see this as a childish little thing I am doing but Mandi has gone along with it, of course it means I am not really paying attention but at least I am looking at boobs, which is about the best thing in the world.
Of course we only went with this system while we were at home, it isn't as if Mandi was getting them out in public or anything. Part of me looked forward to having a conversation about Christmas. Don't get me wrong, we see each other naked all the time but this little and admittedly childish game amused me. Sadly today is the first of December and as such Mandi can talk about Christmas to her hearts content and if she chooses to, keep her boobs to herself. I should have said Christmas Eve or even just Christmas in general. Maybe we can adapt this system to accommodate Yankee Candles?
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