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Monday, 16 February 2015


When somebody in the public eye dies these days it is customary to post a brief tribute on social media, nothing in depth but a line about how much you enjoyed the person’s work, the death of a popular musician will usually prompt me to post a video of one of their songs, even if you didn’t personally know the person it is interesting to read about the impression they made on the person’s life. Nobody means any harm of course and I suppose we feel a little bit better for having written something nice about someone on the television. The Internet is to blame for this of course, in the old days we just accepted it and talked about it at school the next day. Kurt Cobain’s death took a long time to filter through as we had to put our faith in the news agencies because we didn’t find out things the instant they happened. Weirdly, I was listening to some old records last week and I tweeted that I was listening to Blind Melon for the first time in years and how I had seen them supporting Guns ‘n’ Roses in 1993. Someone tweeted me back to say how amazing the album still sounded and I replied with a comment about Shannon Hoon’s lovely voice. As soon as I pressed send I was overcome with the worry that I had got the name wrong and I would look like a prize twat who knew nothing about music. I was about 95% sure that I was right but I had to Google his name to make doubly sure, luckily I was right to think that the late Shannon Hoon was indeed the lead singer of Blind Melon. Interestingly, my Google search took me to the newspaper report of his death on the online version of The Independent. This was 1995 and the Internet as we know it was still in its infancy but The Independent had a website. It was strange to think that only a year earlier we weren’t even sure what the Internet was, but at least people took their time in finding out all of the facts before acting on a flimsy piece of information.

Yesterday evening I was on Facebook and in the sidebar of news items (‘trending’) was the news that former television presenter and artist Tony Hart had passed away. For some reason I didn’t cotton on to the fact that Tony Hart was in fact already dead, he passed away in 2009. As is customary, Twitter and Facebook started carrying tributes to people who remembered his television programmes and I posted what I thought was a slightly satirical tweet regarding the way we view television entertainers from our childhood:
I didn’t mean any ill feeling towards the late Tony Hart; it was a reaction to the way people jump aboard the grief bandwagon. All the people who tweeted their respectful memories of Jim’ll Fix It when Jimmy Savile died no doubt felt a bit silly later on.

Of course by this morning it had been revealed as a slightly odd story and had hastily been added to Tony Hart’s Wikipedia entry. How this happened is still a bit of a mystery and will no doubt lead to proper fact checking in future. I was working in my office all day so I had the opportunity to fire off a few other belated tributes to try and start something.


Over on Facebook I posted a death notice to a fictional person and invited ‘made up memories’. This passed some time for other people but I didn’t participate in the comments as I wanted no questions about his death, as I hadn’t bothered to create a back story.




I showed this to Mandi at lunchtime and she simply asked, “And this is working is it?” She had a point.

Going back to Tony Hart, I was extremely proud of this joke and a little disappointed in the lack of response. I laughed though, so everyone else is wrong.


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