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Thursday, 12 February 2015


When I was at college at the age of sixteen I was an open, unashamed and vocal fan of Guns ‘N’ Roses and still am to be honest. For some reason there was a lot of fans of the band who chose to keep quiet about it, which I thought was a shame because if more people had spoken up then we could have all enjoyed it. I remember a house party one night where we all stood in a circle singing (shouting) along to the Appetite for Destruction album several times in a row and everyone was word perfect, this is one of my happiest memories from college. At the end of that academic year, I travelled by coach with three friends to see GnR at the Milton Keynes Bowl which just happened to be my first big concert. This is during the time that the band were becoming a cartoonish parody of an over indulged rock band; backing singers, brass section, bloated solos, and Axl Rose’s rambling monologues and walk offs between each song. The show we saw at Milton Keynes in the summer of 1993 was thankfully a different matter altogether. Somebody (maybe the last living person brave enough to do so) had possibly taken the band to one side and told them that they looked like idiots and that Spinal Tap comparisons weren’t too far away because we saw a stripped back to basics concert with just the band (including a reappearance from Izzy Stradlin following his replacement Gilby Clarke breaking his arm) playing their arses off. This included an acoustic set which place seated at the front of the stage.

We all know what happened next of course; Guns ‘N’ Roses imploded and went a bit shit then kept us waiting sixteen years for a substandard album. Actually, Guns ‘N’ Roses didn’t do that, Axl Rose did that. Axl managed to disappear into his own little world with his head wedged firmly up his own bum for what seemed like forever only for it to not to be worth the wait. When I went to see them in Nottingham in 2012 I went expecting to be writing a damning review of a singer who should give up and fuck off. More of that later.

The reason I am writing about Guns ‘N’ Roses today is that my interest in the band’s music was stirred up again after Nottingham singer Ande Hunter posted one of his semi-regular cover versionvideos, this time of the song ‘You’re Crazy’. While working in my office last night I looked up the band on YouTube and was pleased to find the full concert from Paris in 1992 (amazingly this was 23 years ago, when did I become old enough for things to have happened TWENTY THREE years ago?). This was at a time when only a handful of your friends had Sky Television and would video anything notable to share at school (or in my case college). Channel Four broadcast a heavily edited version of this concert later on but it was round a friend’s house that I watched this full concert, originally a live pay-per-view event.

Watching this through my 38 year old eyes was rather telling, as not only was I transported back to my youth but also I was amazed at how professionally the band acted during this show. Guns ‘N’ Roses have a reputation (mostly Axl’s fault of course) for being less than punctual, we all know that, but they were trusted to perform a live television event and they didn’t let anyone down. When they appeared at the Freddie Mercury tribute concert they behaved themselves for the occasion too, proving that he can do it when he applies himself.

On his occasion all of the Spinal Tappery was there; I suppose if nobody dare tell you how ridiculous you look then you just try and raise the bar until outrageous behaviour becomes normal and nobody bats an eyelid, look at Michael Jackson for example – nobody reigned him in and look where it got him. However, the music was of the highest standard and the band was on top form. When a band has known each other for such a long time they will of course get used to reading each other, as a result of this the ‘proper’ lineup of Guns ‘N’ Roses played wonderfully together when they were on top form. The audience thought that Axl had walked off at one point but it was only because Lenny Kravitz was doing a guest turn, performing ‘Mama Said’, introduced here as ‘Always On The Run’, before Axl returned to the stage. Later on they were joined by Steven Tyler and Joe Perry and Axl genuinely looked like an excited child who had won a competition. It is a shame that the band fell apart how they did and that the last thing the original lineup did was The Spaghetti Incident, a patchy album of covers.

I went with my notepad and pen to the Nottingham Arena to see them in 2012 as a reviewer for the Nottingham Post and as I said earlier, I was expecting to write one of my scathing articles about a once great name being dragged through the mud by a lead singer who cheapened his band and reduced them to nothing more than a tribute act to a time gone by. The fact that they were fifty minutes late did nothing to prevent my opinion changing, although (as I wrote in the review) fifty minutes late in GnR time is early to everyone else. My planned review went out of the window as Axl Rose showed immediately that he still had ‘it’, and played a blinder. Still the showman running around and striking a pose, he was almost the Axl of old. There are a few videos on YouTube of him forgetting words or looking like he’s not entirely in the room, but despite a couple of missed cues he was firing on all cylinders. Sadly the whole concert from that night isn’t on YouTube but there are enough clips to patch the show together, including evidence of a missed cue when he forgot to turn up for the beginning of ‘You Could Be Mine’. What I did find though was the Milton Keynes concert that I went to, and although it is piss-poor in quality (filmed on VHS from miles away on a heavy 1990s video camera that must have been murder on the shoulder of the poor bugger recording it), you can see what a great show the original band used to put on. Obviously it is Axl’s attitude that we blame for the demise, but how good would they be if placed on stage together after all this time? Other bands have managed it, even bands that hate each other, but I feel that this is one reunion that we will never find the golden ticket for.

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