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Wednesday, 7 January 2015


2013 was a bit of a bastard and 2014 was much better, but 2015 doesn’t seem able to decide whether it wants to be good or bad. Sometimes 2015 gives me a big back of jelly sweets but then informs me that he has rubbed his helmet all over the black and red ones. I suppose it is too early for an assessment of the year as if I was writing this in December, but so far 2015 is being a bit of a prick. I have stuck to my resolution to do something creative every day yet this is becoming a challenge as 2015 seems determined to fuck me up at every opportunity. Take today for example; my Internet went off the day before Bowie Day goes on general release so I won’t be able to publicize it if it is still off. I also have to record The Sunday Alternative this week and upload before Sunday so I might be knackered for that too. Although I am sure that there are people in the world with bigger problems than mine, this setback has set my mood on a downward spiral.

I’m not that person who is constantly updating Facebook or tweeting so I can go without Internet access for a while so it’s not the end of the world to not be able to go online for a bit. When I log into social sites I don’t go back to see what I have missed, I just see the new stuff so anything can happen and I won’t be aware of it. However, when you write a daily blog and have done well so far to keep it reasonably up to date, or when you have booked a day’s ‘holiday’ from the courtroom in order to shout on social media about your new piece of work, then it is an inconvenience. Despite my usual bad luck (another chance to use the expression ‘if I fell in a barrel of tits I’d come out sucking my thumb’) I have managed to plough on with my resolution, Internet or no Internet. For the last few days I have been writing my bit of the anonymous radio pilot and using some of my offline time to carry on recording old audio onto CD, with my American radio show being the focus at the moment.

My to-do list for the year is stuck to my office wall to my right hand side and I had a sudden crisis of confidence that the year was running away from me and how could I possibly manage to complete every project on there in time? I calmed down a little bit when I remembered that the year is only seven days old and I am perhaps a little premature in my panic. I have arranged a meeting next week regarding filming projects so I am optimistic about what can be achieved, which isn’t like me at all so I am constantly on the lookout for something terrible to happen.

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