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Sunday, 31 March 2013

I made an effort to adjust all the clocks in the house before going to bed last night, in an attempt to cancel out all of the confusion that comes with the morning after a clock change. Of course it was a complete waste of time, because I woke up wondering if I had changed all the clocks. On my bedside table sat my phone, which doesn't automatically change the time twice a year in the same way that computers or the television does, so that set my mind into an off-kilter angle. As soon as Mandi woke me up to tell me that we were late getting up for my lunch at my dad's house by telling me that it was twelve o'clock, I uttered the phrase heard around the country on this day every year; "In real life, it is eleven o'clock". Mandi doesn't subscribe to this theory, and doesn't get confused by the time change twice a year.

What struck me while walking to my dad's was how nice the weather was. The sun was shining over a crisp spring morning, and for the first time in a long time, it was actually nice to be out. I started to ponder if this was just good luck, or whether the start of British Summer Time had actually started thanks to the simple act of changing the clocks. Why didn't we attempt this a few weeks ago to get rid of the snow?

It was hot in Rock City last night, and as such was freezing cold when we left. The Selecter were amazing, although I can't help thinking that Rescue Rooms would have been a better venue. Rock City was busy but not full, whereas they would have filled Rescue Rooms, as did The Beat and The Wedding Present to give two examples.

It was an early doors type of a gig, finishing at ten o'clock, (another factor in an already stressful day was looking online for the door times and realising that it was half past six, as it was twenty past six when I found this out. There's no obvious reason for this, I just assume that Rock City were using the club for a late club night.

The review took a few hours to write, (I take extreme care when writing reviews, and I hope that it shows, sometimes one word makes all the difference), and I assume it will be in Monday's paper although with the bank holidays, I'm not sure.

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Saturday, 30 March 2013

Today was almost a total waste of a day, only saved by having a gig to go to tonight, a rare review gig for The Nottingham Evening Post (as I still call it). I haven't managed to get so many of these just lately, which is probably just as well considering all the other work I have on at the moment.

Despite it being Easter Saturday, I had wanted to get on with some work today, and had earmarked today as a whole day spent in my office dealing with some loose ends before tomorrow. I woke up at five o'clock this evening, and although I obviously needed it, I was mightily annoyed with myself for wasting an entire day. The major task for today was to go into town for Mandi's Easter eggs, which of course I didn't have time for. I had no choice but to go to the supermarket.

Sainsbury's didn't have a single Easter egg or single Easter related confectionery on the shelves, which set me back time-wise as it meant that I had to go to Asda, a place I cannot stand. They didn't have anything either, which shouldn't surprise me given how they take the Christmas tree down on Christmas Eve. I would have asked a member of staff for help, but there is very little point asking for help in Asda as most of the staff don't seem to know what day of the week it is. It was my own fault for leaving it until teatime on Easter Saturday, but I thought there would be something left. I wouldn't have been quite so stressed out if I didn't have a gig to review, because I would have had time to go into town.

On my way home, defeated, I decided on one final throw of the dice and went into the Tesco garage. In there, they had exactly what I wanted, Lindt bunnies. On the shelf there were two left, priced at £1.60 each. While in the queue I fished in my pocket and realised that I had the correct change. The woman behind the counter scanned my purchases and asked me for four pounds. I replied that it was three pound twenty, and that they were advertised on the shelf as such. She said that she would check, but I didn't trust her not to take the price down and come back to deny all knowledge so I went with her. She then pointed out that the ones on the shelf were 50g, and the ones I had picked were 100g, and had been put there by some idiot customer. The 100g ones were indeed two pounds each. On our way back to the counter, I said to her "Ah well, the day before Easter I'm sure you're going to do the Christian thing and give me the benefit of the doubt as it wasn't my fault". She gave a non-committal facial expression, took her place behind the counter and held out her hand, "four pound please".

"Happy fucking Easter to you and thanks for doing the Christian thing", I said forcibly slapping four pound coins into her hand.

I'm not even a Christian, so the joke is on her.

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Friday, 29 March 2013

I always refer to yesterday as 'Good Thursday', which is something that I did as a kid and have carried on doing. We have entered the confusing head-fuck that it Easter weekend, in which every day makes us think that it is the day before. At Christmas we call all the main days by their own title, so the days between Christmas Day and New Year are days that we never know where we are. By the time we get to 'the day after Boxing Day' we are a brain-frazzled mess and get all amazed when the we get post. You would imagine that Easter would be less confusing, as the holiday days have the day of the week included in their title; Good Friday, Easter Saturday, Easter Sunday, and Easter Monday. Easy to follow? No.

Last night I went to a couple of gigs, and halfway into town I had a moment of panic when I realised that I hadn't recorded this week's American radio show, (The Sound Of Nottingham UK, listen in the UK here). I usually record it on a Friday you see. For most of today, I have thought it was Saturday. I woke up about twelve, made breakfast and settled down to listen to Pick Of The Pops, which of course I was twenty four hours early for. Where things get even more confusing, is that tomorrow (Saturday) will feel like a Sunday because we've already had a day off today (Friday). Sunday will be Sunday, but Monday will feel like a Sunday, which means when we return to work on Tuesday it will feel like a Monday. This year, Easter has fallen at an even worse time, as the clocks go forward on Saturday night. So Sunday will be even more fucked up, because in addition to barely knowing what day it is, there's the bi-annual obligation to tell everyone "in real life, it is (whatever) o'clock every hour".

There were at least three places that I wanted to go to and see some live music, but things didn't work out that way and one of those venues had to be sacrificed. We met at Alley Cafe to start with because Chloe McShane was playing. She first got in touch with me a few months ago regarding her music and was bowled over by her voice. We played her on NottinghamLIVE a few weeks ago and the response from listeners wanting to know more about her was amazing. This was my first opportunity to see her performing live, and I'm so glad I did. She's got an amazing voice, which she took advantage of with loop-pedalling her own backing vocals. At first she appeared nervous, but soon settled in to her set with flourish. The really good news is that she is booked to perform in session on NottinghamLIVE next month, as I have a feeling that before long she'll be far too big for such things. She's appeared on BBC Introducing and NUSIC, so after that she deserves to come on Nottingham's finest.

Rather than race to the next venue, we stuck around to avoid missing Josh Kemp. I know I've mentioned this before, but he is a perfect antidote to the over-population of 'one man and his guitar' acts. He is another loop peddler, and the sounds he makes are awesome. Despite an appearance from the usual talking through gigs brigade, he managed to get the crowd on side with an energetic set that aside from original material also featured a cover of 'Mr Brightside' and 'I Wanna Be Like You (The Monkey Song)' from The Jungle Book, which everyone sang along to. Josh is a really hard working guy, who had done a session for us the day before the gig, and will be spending his Easter Saturday teaching music before playing at a festival. As with all the musicians I nail my colours to, there will come a time when he's a massive star and won't even remember my name and I'll be the old man in the corner of the pub telling anyone who'll listen how I knew him when he played clubs and bars and they won't believe me.

I confused all the times and billings for Jam Cafe, and had somehow got the impression that The Golden Troubadours were the headliners. This meant that they wouldn't hit the stage until just after eleven, so we had time to get there after Josh had finished at Alley Cafe. This wasn't the case however, and we turned up just in time for their last song. They must have started the night's entertainment early to be finished so early, but then again it was Thursday when the whole world thought it was Friday, and Friday and Saturday usually have later hours. Luckily, it turned out that The Most Ugly Child were headlining, when I thought that we had missed them. They are appearing on NottinghamLIVE in a few weeks, which was in my opinion a bit of a scoop for us. We couldn't really see them from our table, but they threw out an absolute belter of a set. In fact I don't know why more acts don't experiment with making and selling live albums, or even just live tracks on Soundcloud. If I was the type to dance at gigs, then I would have been up there like a shot.

Anyone who has been to a gig at Jam Cafe will never believe this, but despite the usual shoulder to shoulder sardine tin environment, we managed to find and sit at a table. There were six of us, (myself, Prefontaine, Tegan, and another guy) and we pulled off the much fabled 'finding a table to sit at' fantasy that people in Jam Cafe can only dream of. This may never happen again, but it happened and one day I'll be the old man in the pub telling anyone who'll listen how I once managed to sit down in comfort in the Jam Cafe during a gig on Good Thursday 2013, and they won't believe me.

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Thursday, 28 March 2013

When I downloaded my Twitter history (old account), I only scanned through it as it is hardly a beginning to end read. Every now and again when I am bored, I have another look. I am reminded that I was far more prolific with the joke writing than I am now, and as for lists...

It's A Song And A Film

  • Goldeneye Of The Tiger
  • Jurassic Parklife
  • Wombling Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence
  • Strictly Ballroom Blitz
  • Smoke On The Watership Down
  • Subterranean Homesick Blues Brothers
  • The Breakfast Club Tropicana
  • Withnail And I Walk The Line
  • The King And I Will Survive
  • Beverly Hills Cop Killer
  • All You Need Is Love Actually
  • The 51st State Of Shock
  • Cor Baby That's Really Free Willy
  • Another Brick In The Wall Street
  • When A Child Is Born Free
  • We Close Our Eyes Wide Shut
  • Meat Is Murder On The Orient Express
  • This Charming Man From Atlantis
  • Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back In Black
  • The Shawshank Redemption Song
  • Some Like It Hot In The City
  • Pressure Drop Dead Fred

I've spent most of today sorting out the press release and publicity for the return of The Sunday Alternative. Unfortunately, I can't seem to find a car to hire that has a tannoy system, as I wanted to spend Saturday and some of Sunday promoting the show in that way, like in The Blues Brothers when they're trying to advertise the gig at The Palace Ballroom. There's the option of putting posters up in the designated fly-posting sites, and dropping fliers around town, but the problem is that the show isn't specifically Nottingham-centric in the same way as my other two shows are. In fact, The Sunday Alternative is billed as an international show and should be advertised as such. Sadly, such things cost a shit load of money.

There are ways that I could get the public to help, not with donating money, but by doing silly little advertising tricks. Another problem is that I don't have a lot of time until the show starts, which means I might have to find time to do some work over the four day weekend we are about to find ourselves in. There's also the issue of guests; I'd like to have two live bands in per show, one an hour, with additional walk in guests to create an atmosphere of an open mic night.

Moonage Daydream still needs recording, mainly so I can say that I had fulfilled my original aim to deliver two a month, and it will be Good Friday when I record The Sound Of Nottingham. I can't remember the pay system for Easter, seeing as there's three bank holidays and a Saturday in between; I assume Good Friday is double, Saturday is time and a half anyway, Easter Sunday nobody works, and Easter Monday is presumably double, but it might be treble. None of that applies to me, so it might be worth considering the blog on the Kindle? Or having a look at my side links on the blog to visit my Amazon page? Or the above PayPal button. Not that I care about the money, entertaining the listeners is more important. Also, the money is important.

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Wednesday, 27 March 2013

If you work at the Queen's Medical Centre in Nottingham, or just use their free Medilink bus service that occasionally runs between there and City Hospital, (it says every ten minutes, but we all know that a 'bus minute' is equal to about four years), then I may be addressing you directly. If you have ginger hair, and a goatee beard, are a man aged late thirties to early forties, wear a suit to work, and own a Kindle, then it might be you. You are the guy that I sat diagonally behind on the bus this evening, giving me the perfect vantage point to see what you were reading. Thank you.

The man addressed in the above paragraph was reading my blog on his Kindle, which knocked me sideways. Since I made it available in this way, I have had a few subscribers making me a millionaire. When I say millionaire, I mean if I save all the money I earn from this venture until I'm about 350 years old. Amazon take a hefty slice of the cake as far as this is concerned, in fact it would have been more cost effective for Amazon to have sent someone round my house with the money in cash rather than posting me a cheque. Anyway, this man had made the wise investment of 99p a month to read my ramblings and for that I am grateful. After all, it amounts to 3p a day, which you can't do anything else with. To save Amazon taking a commission, I will arrange to be somewhere at a designated time and date once a month, and everyone who reads this blog gives me 99p. I'll bring a few pennies just in case you bring a pound coin and want change. In fact, 200 people a day read my blog (on average) via the actual blog page, which they are entitled to do for free anyway, so in theory this method could rope me in £200 a month. When I do my accounts I'll say that 150 people showed up, as self-employed people always keep two sets of books, (not me of course, I'm only joking around and would declare every penny).

I originally put the blog on the Kindle with no expectations about it making a significant amount of money, and I have been proved right about that. To be honest, I don't know why I still bother doing it, but then again a few people seem to prefer to read about my life in this way. This time next year, I'll be a pound-aire!

The radio show got off to its usual shaky start, and developed into three hours of radio magic. Darren always seems, (and I said this to him in person), a tad grumpy when he first arrives at Trent Towers (not an actual tower), and takes time to warm up. Some of our song choices hadn't transferred into the system, and the manager wasn't in, so we looked a bit knackered from the off. To put the tin hat on it, one of our guests didn't show up either. This worked out in our favour in retrospect because we did tend to ramble more than we normally would. Towards the end of the show we found that we had to cram quite a bit in, but we both walked away very pleased with the show. We didn't mean to be quite so self indulgent with the length of our links, but out of the 666,358 people who live in Nottingham, (according to wherever I just read it from when I looked it up, I've closed the window now), there wasn't a single complaint.

Our live guest was the singer/songwriter Josh Kemp, who I have only seen live once but at one point seemed to always be playing at Trent Towers, (not an actual tower). He plays guitar and uses looping, something I still don't really understand, and has an EP out in May. Also, he is gigging tomorrow night so if you're in Nottingham city centre then catch him at Alley Cafe. My aim is to catch him as one of a three venue gig crawl, so the training for the city festivals has begun.


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Tuesday, 26 March 2013

This year will already be remembered for David Bowie's spectacular return to the public eye, but I have a feeling that might become old news. The Sunday Alternative is coming back to international radio!

There. I have said it.

I resigned from Trent Sound as a result of a petty argument, and never actually wanted to stop doing the show that I regard as my baby. You shouldn't pick a favourite child, but of all the projects I am involved in, The Sunday Alternative is probably the one that I will always be associated with and I'm delighted to be able to bring it back, if only to stop people asking me if I'm ever going to do it again.

Obviously I am proud of my involvement with NottinghamLIVE and the promotion of Nottingham's music scene, and of course I also love the show I do in America, again promoting Nottingham's musical output. Both shows are of vital importance, not only to Darren and myself, but to Nottingham. I will be continuing to do these shows on top of my commitment to The Sunday Alternative.

It has been said that TSA is "the reason computers have speakers", and I hope I can live up to such an accolade and continue to provide such a varied and entertaining show. If it wasn't for the ridiculous fee, (£180 just to be nominated), then I imagine that Sony would be engraving my name on the award now to save time.

I'm joking of course. This arrogance is merely a persona, although TSA is a fucking good show at the end of the day, and this time it won't be on at the end of the day. The new show starts at seven o'clock on Sunday evening and will be 100% live.

On Top Gear, they often refer to 'old Top Gear', meaning before the massive rebranding. This is what will be happening to The Sunday Alternative, a complete reboot. Of course elements will be the same; great music, live bands, and intelligent conversation, but I won't be rehashing the show that the British public, and indeed the English speaking world, remembers.

The show starts on Sunday 7th April. It will be great.

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Monday, 25 March 2013

I was expecting the phone to ring itself off the wall today, until I realised that our landline isn't wall mounted and instead sits on a telephone table with a notepad and pen next to it, and something that holds letters, thus making the expression 'the phone ringing itself off the wall' redundant. Anyway, today was the day that the radio stations, television news channels, newspapers, and magazines were all going to ring me up and ask for my two-penneth worth regarding the fact that Ant and Dec had managed to get to number one in the charts thanks to a medium that I predicted in the dark days of 2007. I had the ringer volume turned up on the phone so that I would hear it while I was upstairs trying to decide what I was going to wear for the BBC news, and those satellite link ups with That London. My mobile was by my side, even waiting for me on the floor outside the bathroom with the door left open so I could hear it while I was in the shower.

I need not have fucking bothered. Maybe I will inherit this responsibility when Paul Gambaccini dies?

It is a weird situation that I am in; (without wanting to sound like I'm blowing smoke up my own arse) I not only predicted the rise of downloads, there are other things. I have for example played a large amount of bands and singers before they have been picked up by BBC 6Music, or any of the nationals, Jake Morley performed in a beer garden for me before he played for Janice Long or Dermot O'Leary. Aside from my position as a Nottingham music champion, there is also my well publicised love of Bowie which includes my writing and directing Moonage Daydream. So when did you last read my opinion in an article? When the talking heads appear on BBC4, how many times do you see me? When Leftlion or The Nottingham Evening Post (as I still call it) write articles about the local music scene, do they ask for input from someone who presents four radio hours of Nottingham musical brilliance every week, one of them in America? No they don't. This is despite their knowledge of me, so it beats me that they leave me out of ths loop. What makes it stranger still is the fact that bands know who I am and to send me music, and the public refer to me as 'Nottingham's Mr Radio'. Ah well, fuck the press, the public who listen to the shows are the ones that count.

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Sunday, 24 March 2013

Curry the night before, and a roast dinner for lunch. Not a combination you should aim for unless your plans for Sunday afternoon involve sitting on the toilet. That's not all that happened, it just seems like a large part of it when I look back.

I was actually sat on the sofa doing some writing, (working on a Sunday, I'm a trooper), when Twitter alerted me to the fact that Ant and Dec, or rather PJ and Duncan, were steadily climbing the hit parade with their track 'Let's Get Ready To Rhumble'. They were actually climbing up the itunes chart, but that will probably translate into the 'proper' chart next week, as they were probably too late to have an effect on this week's sales. This was obviously as a result of last night's performance of the track on prime time television, and once again proves my point about what I have been saying about the power of the download.

When the rules changed in 2007, allowing legal downloads to count towards total record sales and with that a place in the official chart, it should have been anarchy. We should have had 'Agadoo' at number one followed by 'Orville's Song' at number two. We should have been concentrating on taking the piss. Top Of The Pops had recently finished so we were too late to have to force these people back into the limelight, but we the public could have used our new found powers to subvert. On the other side of the rule and its advantages, we could have had unsigned bands in the charts. It actually happened on at least one occasion, and Christmas 2007 saw the top 40 dominated by cheesy but loved Christmas hits.

In the blog I've just linked to, I reference Phil Collins. This was around the time of the Cadbury advert with the gorilla drumming to 'In The Air Tonight', and the song was downloaded into the charts.

Phil Collins getting into the charts, along with all the Christmas songs, and of course PJ and Duncan this week, is maybe a sign that downloading songs is a fairly anonymous task. This enables us to listen to music on our ipods (other MP3 players are better available), in guilty secrecy. Would you go into a shop and buy 'Let's Get ready To Rhumble'? Probably not.

The best example of the subversive power of downloads, and perhaps the most famous example, is 'Killing In The Name' by Rage Against The Machine getting to Christmas number one in 2009 as a result of a Facebook pressure group aimed at stopping the inevitable X-Factor winner taking the slot. This spawned a copycat idea for a few years following, but suffered from overkill as nobody knew what song would be for the best. 'Surfin' Bird' by The Trashman was the effort from 2010, (by someone who probably didn't even know the song before that episode of Family Guy) but there were others.

At least the public are finally starting to get the hang of this idea now. When I first attempted in 2007 to get 'Fairytale Of New York' to Christmas number one, downloads were a scary new idea and I had trouble getting people to understand. It's nice to be ahead of my time.

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Saturday, 23 March 2013

Mandi went to work in her studio this morning, (on a Saturday too, we are both troopers), and I have a vague recollection of her saying goodbye before she went. The next thing I remembered I was waking up with a cloudy head, and because I had left my phone in my office, I had no idea what time it was. I hate that feeling, as soon as I wake up I need to know what time it is. There's no reason why I have this need, especially on a Saturday, it's just one of those things. Waking up with no knowledge of the time gives me the same sense of momentary panic that you get when you get your hand trapped in the wooden spokes on a chair, or when you can't find your keys because you've put them in the wrong pocket.

It was three o'clock, if anyone is interested.

It was my plan to do some work on the next script for Moonage Daydream, and perhaps to catch up with the audio blog, but by the time I had woken up my brain I simply couldn't be arsed. I did my usual quick runaround of the dishes and the laundry, and Mandi cam home around five. We had arranged to go to my dad's house for a curry night, so I had a quick shower and it was time to go. About half five I had a couple of slices of toast because I hadn't eaten all day and needed to exercise my stomach. I was a little bit annoyed with myself for not doing anything, as despite it being  the weekend I was going to take advantage of Mandi being out of the house and get some work done.

I didn't realise how long it has been since we had a takeaway curry, I can't actually remember the last time. We had a lovely meal, at the table rather than the usual Saturday night 'on your knee in front of the telly' way of eating. The meal filled me up, but not in that uncomfortable way that makes you have to undo your belt and buttons afterwards. There have been times when I've taken a pair of tracksuit bottoms to change into before eating.

Before we watched a DVD, we watched this week's edition of Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, which raised the bar once again. I know I mentioned them last week, and I know they aren't exactly at the cutting edge of comedy, but they hark back to the glory days of Saturday night everybody-sit-round-telly with such effortless panache. Of course they have 'borrowed' bits of every successful formula that came before them, but art is about not being afraid to wear your influences as a badge; Morecambe and Wise, Noel's House Party, (with The Late Late Breakfast Show before it), Game For A Laugh, (based on the American format Candid Camera, which Noel Edmonds had himself used), Don't Forget Your Toothbrush, and even elements of Crackerjack, (Crack-er-jack!) are transparently there for all to see, and for a reminder of the fact that we don't need family entertainments to be all about talent shows.

As the finale of the show, several reunited low rent pop groups from around the mid-1990s were in attendance to perform one of their hits each. They are apparently part of something called The Big Reunion, which I had to Google to find out is a totally unnecessary series in which several low rent pop groups from around the mid 1990s reunite and perform together. The series is on ITV2, which tells you all you need to know. Anyway, the groups all came out and did their bit, having appeared in several heavily scripted and laboured backstage banter segments throughout the show with Ant and Dec in which they all tried to persuade them to resurrect PJ and Duncan to perform 'Let's Get Ready To Rhumble'. So we knew what was coming.

To say that these particular low rent pop groups were not in the same league as some of the better known groups of the time would be an understatement; if Take That are Manchester United, then this was a motley collection of Beezer Homes League runners up. However, (and I'm allowed to be complimentary towards 'pop' acts because pop done well is better than indie done badly), they didn't do a bad job. I don't imagine any of them are in it for anything other than the money, (Kerry Katona was there as a member of Atomic Kitten and I don't doubt that she would have done it for a packet of fags and her bus fare), but for what they are, they were quite entertaining. One of the groups, who totally passed under my radar the first time around, is called 5ive, but there are only four members. My computer is still tainted from Googling The Big Reunion to start with, so I'm not going to search for information on a group called 5ive simply to find out if there used to be five members or if they were ironically named. I had heard of Blue because they were an accessory to the murder of 'Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word' with Elton John, and Atomic Kitten I was aware of because they murdered 'Eternal Flame' at some stage in their tenure.

All of this pails into insignificance though, because Ant and Dec stole the show from everyone else with their one-off performance, (the first one-off performance since their last one) of their popular hit ditty. Despite the passing of what must be about twenty years, they still had the energy to pull off what I assume were the original dance moves associated with the song, even if Dec looked like he was enjoying himself more than Ant was. (Yes, I can tell them apart - they actually stand in alphabetical order as you look at them on the screen).

If this unnecessary reunion of low rent pop groups from the mid 1990s is going to do a live tour, (think of the money) then I can picture a promoter sat watching telly with his head in his hands, crying his eyes out at the fact that not a single one of the shows will be as good without PJ and Duncan as headliners.

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Friday, 22 March 2013

BBC Television Centre
Wood Lane
London
W12 8QT

Today's generation of children have text messaging, emails, and writing on Facebook walls if they want to contact a favoured television personality or pop star, or enter a competition. When I was a kid, the only method was the much missed form of communication that was the written letter. To enter a competition we had to write our answers on a postcard and send it to the above address. To know if we had won the competition, we had to wait until Mike Read, (and later Phillip Schofield - Noel was before my time) randomly pulled an entry from a pile of postcards and read out the name of some other lucky bastard.

As a child living in different parts of the country, the centre of all that is show business seemed to happen in That London. I imagined that everyone famous lived there, and the very heart of all of this excitement seemed to be BBC Television Centre.

One of my earliest career ambitions was to present the flagship Saturday morning show on BBC1. People my age will remember that the ITV rival always seemed cooler, a bit more rock and roll, but we all remember the BBC1 programme. Swap Shop, Saturday Superstore, and Going Live are a lot more memorable than Number 73 or Motormouth for example. Even though Going Live was the big one that ran between September and spring, I would have settled for the summer gig on one of the now lesser remembered shows such as On The Waterfront, The 8.15 From Manchester, or UP2U, because I really wanted the job.

Alas, I never got the opportunity to even go through the hallowed gates of BBC TV Centre. Phillip Schofield apparently wrote to the BBC every week asking for work, which is exactly what I should have been doing as a child. I did write to certain heads of department, but never received a reply. The BBC haven't learnt how to reply to correspondence at all it would seem, given how they have ignored me all these years until the present day. I am starting to wonder if there's either someone who works at the BBC who either hated me at school, or an ex-girlfriend who doesn't want me working in the same building.

Anyway, tonight BBC4 had a night devoted to saying a sentimental goodbye to Television Centre. This seemed on the surface to be a crass move, after all there isn't a single person who thinks this is a good idea. Even the selected panel of TV presenters, comedians, and actors had the opinion that the BBC were on to a loser with this decision.

Looking at the amount of great television that has been produced in that great building, (not counting the terrible output from BBC3), and the memories of the likes of Noel Edmunds, Phillip Schofield, Terry Wogan and others, watching BBC4 tonight you got a genuine impression that a part of history was disappearing forever.

I was a little confused at why Madness were made to perform a gig outside in the pissing rain as a way of saying goodbye. There was a perfect opportunity to do one more edition of Top Of The Pops with a roster of ex-presenters, (the ones who aren't helping the police with their enquiries), as a musical finale to this great building.

Of course there is a darker side to the memory of TV Centre, as one of the most popular TV shows of my generation was a Saturday teatime show called Jim'll Fix It. It is alright to say that we used to watch it as children, and I dare say that everyone who watched it will have written in at least once. As we grew older, we of course came to regard Jimmy Savile as something of an oddity, perhaps without coming to that conclusion. Of course from the outside looking in as we were, we were free to speculate on Savile's bizarre lifestyle, whether we actually believed him to be a paedophile or not. I first alluded to his suspicious behaviour in a blog I wrote (about not being accepted for Jim'll Fix It strangely enough), before he died. The very sad epitaph to the BBC TV Centre story is the fact that we now know what went on after television programmes presented by Jimmy Savile.

Of all the letters that I sent to London W12 8QT, I am glad that my request to become a member of The A-Team for the day was turned down, seeing as the price to pay was a bumming in the dressing room.

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Thursday, 21 March 2013

A table tennis table yesterday.

The above picture was taken in Golden Square, a fenced area of benches and statues just behind Regent Street in That London. The table tennis table is real, not an ornament, and if you look closely you will see that it is equipped with bats and balls for the lunchtime game to kill that time between finishing your alfresco (rhymes with Tesco) sandwich and heading back to work. I was impressed at such an amazing idea, simple yet amazing. Why don't more areas like this provide a fun way to spend your lunch break? I know we haven't really had the weather for it just recently, but come the summer when office workers like to sit outside and eat, they'll be queueing up for a game. As we sat in Golden Square on Tuesday afternoon, Mandi didn't want to play as she had never played table tennis before. The only people to ask happened to be a gang of youths having some kind of fracas at the other end of the square. It turned out that they were having this fracas with a couple of under cover policemen who wanted to search them.

At one point, before I realised what was going on, I had intended on approaching the lads and asking them if instead of fighting, they resolved their differences with a table tennis tournament. Divide yourselves into two teams, mixing the two rival gangs up to encourage a sense of working together to achieve a goal, and play to they are down to two remaining players, declare a winner then all shake hands and go round the corner to the donut place to celebrate.

I have been very critical of my home town of Nottingham, or to be more accurate I have been very critical of Nottingham City Council. First of all there's the way that instead of issuing an apology for the mistakes of the past, (Blackboy Hotel, Maid Marion Way, Victoria Centre, Broadmarsh, Royal Concert Hall), they have carried on making them with an arrogance beyond comprehension, the latest being the demolition of the Odeon cinema to make way for unnecessary student flats. When I first moved back to Nottingham at the beginning of 2007, it was a buzzing city and you got the feeling that they would try anything to entertain. A lot of people were against the redevelopment of Old Market Square, which was actually one of Nottingham Council's rare good ideas. This space was perfect for City Pulse, a live music event lasting three days, markets, Christmas ice-rink, big wheel, and whatever else they fancied. The space was always in use. Nowadays, none of those things happen. Nottingham voters made an error in getting rid of the Labour council and allowing a Tory council in. Not that I support or trust either party, but at least the Labour council knew how to have fun. The money is there, so why not spend it?

The Market Square is the first place I thought of when I saw the table tennis table in That London. In common with most towns and cities, Saturday night is like the Wild West. Nottingham was recently named as one of the safest city centres to enjoy a night out in, however it is just the centre that has a police patrol. Admittedly Nottingham is one of the few places where you can feel safe at night, (I once had to wait for a connection in Leeds after dark and was terrified of the atmosphere, I was on my guard at all times as the anticipation of a mugging was never far away), but maybe this is an approach that the police need to look into? The council supply an outdoor table tennis table, or maybe one of those beer garden games such as giant Jenga or Connect Four, for the purpose of keeping violent behaviour at bay. We already have followed the lead of several cities, (or we might have thought of it first, I don't know) of having street guardians handing out lollipops, flat shoes, and other calming method, so this is where Nottingham can be the innovator once more.

As soon as a slight altercation is reported or spotted by the police, the perpetrators are taken to the table tennis table where any disagreement is sorted out in a sportsmanlike fashion. Fighting over a woman? Winner gets her hand. That sort of thing. There could even be posters up all over towns, to accompany the 'no drinking' signs that already decorate most areas, advising that we are in a 'no fight zone', and all disagreements are to be dealt with at the table.

You voted against the idea of a mayor Nottingham, which was an idiotic move wasn't it? Imagine what would have happened if my aim to run for mayor had been successful!

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Wednesday, 20 March 2013

Despite getting up earlier than my body clock is used to for the second day running, I was up bright and early and determined to get to the V&A early without being the first people there. There was a massive queue, but I was pleased to see so many people with cameras, as I had been told that it was a strictly no photography affair, but I had taken mine anyway. If they took issue with my camera, I would point out that a lot of cameras had gone in before me, if there's to be a rule then it should go across the board. Besides, who decides the scale of importance at such an event? I'm sure that as the writer and presenter of 'the ultimate David Bowie podcast', I carry as much weight as someone from a radio station too short sighted to give me a job? Talking of which, yesterday in the West End, I tweeted BBC 6Music to tell them that I was about to walk past the radio building, so they had a chance to come down and finally get round to offering me a job instead of stealing my ideas, but nobody came down and 6Music once again looses out. If you have heard The Sunday Alternative, (once called "the best BBC 6Music show that isn't on BBC 6Music, yet"), then you should refuse to pay your TV licence until common sense prevails.

Anyway, I didn't need to worry because cameras where definitely allowed in, it would be a weird press launch that didn't allow photos. While we were in the queue, I suddenly worried about whether they had my name down, or mine plus Mandi? I had prepared myself to do the noble thing and let Mandi go in without me, even though that would have been heartbreaking for me.

I had on me the printed email telling me that I was invited, but it was only addressed to me. However, I had printed all of the email correspondence between myself and the press officer which originally mentioned bringing Mandi with me. Suddenly, I was a bit worried that this wasn't going to work, and as we got closer to the front where we had to sign in, I could see nightmarish images of having to walk through the queue with everyone pointing and laughing. Well, our names couldn't be found on the list, but that didn't deter the nice people on the desk, as we were just asked to sign the book and handed an audio guide. There was a space next to your name to write down your organisation, so I wrote Moonage Daydream. Perhaps someone will have read it and recognised the name, or maybe they thought it was some clumsy fanzine made on a school photocopier.

I don't care what they thought, we were in. The first thing you see when you enter is the Kabuki suit...


The remarkable thing about this exhibition is that all this came from David Bowie's own personal archive, and that the V&A were given cart blanche to use anything they wanted. My first thought was who made the first move? Did the V&A approach Bowie to ask if he had any old bits laying around the house? Or did Bowie put the feelers out to some of the world's best museums with the intention of putting on his own display? According to their spokespeople, they learnt about The Next Day at exactly the same time as everyone else did, five o'clock in the morning on the morning of Bowie's birthday. This will explain why there is little mention of it. 



David Bowie is an artist who has constantly looked to the future, which makes it even more surprising to learn that he has been such a hoarder during his career. Aside from the costumes, there are handwritten lyrics, diary entries, letters, Polaroids, sketches, contact sheets, and all manner of treasure. There is even his cocaine spoon! In a viewing room showing clips of Bowie's films, there was a letter from Jim Henson asking if he'd be in Labyrinth.


Before all that, you enter a mesmerising collection of pre-Ziggy 1960s memorabilia from the time of Bowie's struggle to achieve success as a recording artist. The audio guide changed to accommodate where you were standing, so you were treated to quotes, interviews, and a Bowie soundtrack. I don't want to give too much away, but it is worth it for the penultimate room, in which an enormous bank of video screens beam live footage of some of Bowie's biggest triumphs. I sat on a bench spellbound and could have sat there for hours. The final room explains Bowie's influence on popular culture.

On the way out I wondered to myself about Bowie's attention to detail when it came to archiving his past. Did he just keep it for sentimental reasons, or was it with one eye on the future? Maybe he wasn't thinking of an exhibition, but as an investment for the future in case he went bankrupt at some point.

It made me think about my own collections, as I didn't start keeping work related items until very recently. I now keep a detailed work archive, but it is all digital. My radio shows and podcasts live on memory sticks, apart from the Sherwood Radio shows, which I kept on DVD, as was their system. My newspaper reviews are on computer, but my notes exist in paper form, not that they make a lot of sense. I even threw away the handwritten scripts for the second series of Steve's LP Box as soon as I'd recorded them. I am certainly going to keep everything notable from now on, aside from personal stuff there is also my record/tape/CD collection, music magazines, books, and the boxes of demo CDs that were sent to me. I also have drawings, artwork for posters, collages that I've made, letters, photographs, and from now on a filing box that contains everything relating to Moonage Daydream; notes, doodles, scripts.

Not that I imagine that my life will ever be as interesting as David Bowie's, but you never know what you are going to leave behind do you?

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Tuesday, 19 March 2013

Up nice and early, or at least early, to travel to that charming little village of That London for our mini-Bowie pilgrimage. Of course I slept all the way down there, in fact I was fast asleep before we were out of Nottingham city centre. The next thing I knew we were in London and it was lunchtime.


We should have stayed here really. Everyone should have a hotel named after them.

We were here for David Bowie tourism, mainly the press launch of the David Bowie Is exhibition tomorrow. To set my mind at rest, we popped into the Victoria and Albert to check that my printed email was going to be enough to get us in, as I hadn't been issued with any sort of pass. We needed it sorting as I couldn't have gone all "do you know who I am?" in a city where nobody knows me. The swipe card for the hotel room said it didn't recognise me, so I knew I was on to a loser. The pad on the hotel room door didn't have a 'Nottingham's Mr Radio' option, so I just tried again until it worked. The woman on the information desk told us that the print out would be sufficient, which was cool as I didn't want to be made look an idiot on the morning of the press launch. One of my greatest fears is looking ridiculous.

With that out of the way, we were free to head into the West End for Bowie tourism. Last year we came down for the night for me to do some filming, and it turns out that we arrived on the day of the unveiling of the commemorative plaque on Heddon Street. This time around, we decided that we had to go and see this piece of history for ourselves. My first surprise was that Heddon Street is more of a backstreet alleyway than a street. You would miss it if you weren't looking for it, as it comes sharply off Regent Street, (somewhere I spent every day when I worked there).


It doesn't look like this anymore.

The K-West sign is apparently exactly where the plaque was erected.


In contrast with the grimy back street depicted on the cover of The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars, the Heddon Street of today is a smart collection of fashionable bars.

Last year I lamented how people work in historic places without really knowing why they are working somewhere so important. If you work in Heddon Street, then surely you should be aware of the cultural significance of the area. Everyone likes David Bowie don't they? We took pictures of ourselves by the plaque, and someone came out of the door with bags of rubbish. To make matters worse, the stupid cow didn't move out of the way when I pointed out what we were doing.


Maybe she was trying to add to the authenticity, as Ziggy Stardust was sat among the rubbish? As she agreed to take a picture of the two of us together and fucked it up, I'm guessing she was just ignorant to the history of where she worked. There are several bars down there, when conducting the job interviews they should ask if they know what Heddon Street represents.

I popped into a restaurant at the end of the street, and asked if the phone box right in the corner was in fact the phone box. Thankfully they knew what I meant and answered in the affirmative.


Actually, it is and it isn't. The phone box is in the exact location as seen on the back cover of the album, which looks like an odd place to put a phone box, even in the days of heavy phone box usage. Shoved right in the end corner of what at the time was a scruffy back street, one shudders to think what a telephone box would have been used for back then. The red phone box you see on the back of the LP was removed and replaced with a more modern box. Showing a respect for history and culture that I'm not used to seeing, living in Nottingham where the council have no regard for anything and will eventually have turned the whole place into student flats, an original K-series phone box was placed on the site in 1997. Originally covered in Ziggy related graffiti, we were both disappointed to see how clean it was, as we wanted to write our own message. Despite this, there is a tiny tribute that you could miss if you weren't paying attention...

I know what you're thinking; that's more Aladdin Sane than Ziggy, but it's the thought that counts.


I didn't check until we were back at the hotel, but Mandi didn't get the whole phone box in, so I could have been anywhere.

Incidentally, the phone box has a phone number. In the evolution of telephones, I had forgotten that you could actually phone to a phone box. Years ago, when we had no land line, arranging a time to ring someone or to take a phone call had to be done exactly on time or the recipient would give up and go home. There is a hideous memory right at the back of my mind, that anyone with experience of living in That London will share, and that is spending what seemed like hours in a phone box with a bag full of change and a copy of Loot, being told time and time again that the flat you were ringing up after had "just gone". 

Anyway, it gave me an idea for a way to promote Moonage Daydream that is totally unworkable as I'll be back in Nottingham tomorrow night. I tell all the music press that a new edition is online, and to promote it I'll be doing all the publicity interviews via phone call to the Ziggy phone box. I'll wait by the phone for an arranged amount of time, and maybe do a bit of filming for my YouTube channel. I'm sure if I arranged it well enough in advance, I could pull such a trick off. It would also give us a night in London, unless I did a day trip.

The phone number is 020 7 7348 719

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Monday, 18 March 2013

Maybe I'd done it too early in the morning, but I spent ages this morning doing some online publicity for Moonage Daydream, (there's a box to the side of this blog that will take you to the podcast page, which still includes all the old episodes presented by Jean Genie). By all accounts it has received a fair amount of support, although not a spectacular amount of listens. The proper PR machine hasn't kicked in yet, which is what I'm banking on to get a good return, but until then I am relying on letting the right people know about it. David Bowie's Twitter account, although verified with the famous blue tick, isn't really the great man but a team of Internet butlers, either that or he tweets about himself in the third person. For some reason, that account is very much a one way street as far as communication is concerned, but if I'm the first person to reply to 'his' tweets then at least everyone else who replies will get to see it. Thanks to nothing more than asking nicely, I managed to get Gary Kemp and Steve Strange to retweet with the link, which was cool, and the God Is In The TV website have been very good to me with retweets, plugs, and an interview offer. There has also been a steady climb in my follower count throughout the day, nothing spectacular but nice to see, and presumably down to the Bowie connection. Maybe I should stop writing jokes if their expectation of me is that of a serious music buff, rather than a music buff who writes jokes for fun.

By the close of business, by which I mean teatime, the podcast had been listened to fifteen times, which is respectable enough for my first time, and will no doubt climb as my publicity strengthens. I'm not spending money on advertising if I can help it, although I have quite an elaborate postal campaign coming up. I figured that it is quite easy to ignore an email, as we get several hundred emails a day and we can be fatigued by that. By my logic, receiving something through the post that isn't a bill is something of a novelty these days, and so will grab the recipient's attention. Worth a try.

My next move  is to latch on to as many forums as possible, and Facebook fan groups, that sort of thing. I've already started writing the next instalment, which will start with the release of Aladdin Sane and go as far as The 1980 Floor Show, which will be a good place to end it and make episode eighth in the series cover Pin Ups.

I have been re-reading To Major Tom: The Bowie Letters by Dave Thompson to get an idea of timescale. The book, (which I recommend to any Bowie fan, and would love to do the audio book for), is a collection of fictional letters to David Bowie from a boy at boarding school, who continues to write to his hero right through his life. The boy also reports on what else is happening in the music world at the time, and as the book was written in 2002 I can only assume that this line, although written for a naive schoolboy, was put in as a reference to the future that we the reader already occupies:

"Gary Glitter's turned into a total wimp and if he really wants us to 'remember him this way', he'd better hope we all have short memories".

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Sunday, 17 March 2013

Today was another one of those rushed mornings, in which getting out of bed was a struggle. According to Mandi, this made us late for lunch at my dad's, although I can't ever remember the discussion in which we arranged a time. The trouble is that we seem to cater for Nana's strict timetable, which on a Sunday especially I just can't be arsed with. I'm amazed we got away with waiting until four o'clock to eat on Christmas Day, as she tends to start talking about how hungry she is, and telling us about when she went to someone's house and they didn't eat for ages. It's the same sort of not-so-subtle hint about how unbelievably cold she is as soon as someone leaves a door ajar.

Please don't think that I think badly of her, I really love my Nana and always have. I remember crying as a child when her and my Granddad Eddie had to go home. She's a lovely woman who would do anything for you, but at the same time she can be quite high maintenance. We have a really calm period of time after lunch when Nana has gone home, and my Dad, Mandi, and myself can just have a cup of tea and have the radio on at a reasonable volume, (it fucks with her hearing aid if we have it too loud, but she has usually gone home by the time Johnny Walker is ready with Sounds Of The Seventies), while reading the papers. We don't even have to talk to each other. Nana seems to think that there always has to be conversation, which can lead to her repeating stories.

Mandi went to bed for a nap, and I retired to my office, (working on a Sunday again, I am a trooper and no mistake) and set out to record Moonage Daydream. What actually happened was that I spent just over two hours giving it a total rewrite to include more music. Originally I wanted to stick to around the 30-40 minute mark, which is about the attention span for a podcast, then I decided that I wanted more detail. With the series, I don't want to leave any stone unturned when it comes to documenting Bowie's timeline of events. I'm bound to miss one small detail at some point, which is when the comments will start, which is exactly what I would do!

It took a few attempts, but the sixth edition, (although my first) is ready to roll. I've already uploaded it to the Mixcloud, and tomorrow morning the incessant whoring begins.

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Saturday, 16 March 2013

For some strange reason, I watched the bits of Red Nose Day that I missed last night, which is a considerably better way to do it to be honest. As a result of a late night/early morning, I spent today in a sluggish haze and resigned myself to the fact that I wasn't really going to achieve anything today. Once you resign yourself to that kind of fact, the pressure is pretty much off. Mandi popped into work for a couple of hours, leaving me to wake up around twelve, which is a lot earlier than I expected if I'm honest. While Mandi was at work I did the dishes and laundry, and made a bacon cob and two cups of tea. I've never read a medical journal, but I am pretty sure that they have yet to publish a report on the benefits of fried meat. In other news, Morrissey is still poorly. Like I said, I've never read a medical journal.

I'm desperate to get Moonage Daydream recorded, as I'm releasing it on Monday morning. However, I didn't feel up to it today, and apart from catching up on the blog and wading through the emails, I did very little. It does you good to write off a day sometimes, although I get frustrated with myself at how much work I have to do. We're in London for three days this week, for the Bowie exhibition launch, so I'll be getting nothing done in that time, apart from the blog, which doesn't really count as work. Unless of course you're one of the people who read it on the Kindle, or download the audio book for some money, (I will get caught up with that towards the end of the week).

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Friday, 15 March 2013

I wrote about what has gone wrong with Red Nose Day the last time around, and took the trouble to email Richard Curtis with a similar diagnosis. This time around, they seem to have taken every aspect of what has been wrong with the telethon, and made it ten times worse.

The recording programme on my computer fucked up today, and I had to wait for Mandi to get home from work as she has the patience to fix technical problems. My method of shouting and swearing at electronic gadgets has a very small success rate. I had wanted to record Moonage Daydream and this week's The Sound Of Nottingham UK, but only got as far as the latter. A one hour show actually takes me about two and a half hours to record, and so by the time I was ready to start I was already behind. The major thing I was looking forward to was the return of David Brent, which I missed although I did see the video for 'Equality Street' a bit later on.

The whole thing seems to be a shadow of what it once was, I remember the first ever Red Nose Day 25 years ago, (blimey), and it created a buzz at school. Everyone was in a good mood, it was no uniform day, the teachers put on a silly comedy revue which was every bit as embarrassing as it sounds, and our music teacher Mr Phillips abandoned the lesson and in return for 20p each from the whole class, (back when 20p was a lot of money) he did an impromptu gig for us at the piano. Then when we got home, we had a night of quality comedy to look forward to.

I know that charity is the main intention, and we all do our bit, but somewhere along the line the word 'comic' seems to have been diminished in the planning of the show. Maybe it's because comedians aren't as good as they used to be, but the show seems laboured. Also, no offence to Dermot O'Leary, Claudia Winkleman, and Davina McCall, but they aren't comedians. Dermot should stick to radio where he shines, his Radio 2 show on Saturday afternoons is a brilliant selection of quality music and live sessions, (if you need a stand in while you're on X-Factor duty?), but put him on television and he becomes a growling light entertainment fool. The dream presenting line up was for many years Lenny Henry, (now reduced to a bit part), Griff Rhys-Jones, and Jonathon Ross. Jonathon Ross has not so much lost his edge as had it beaten out of him, and is now a watered down version of what he once was. His presenting stint with Jack Whitehall was simply embarrassing.

There is also too much preamble these days, where it was once a night, it is now more than a week. There's been Red Nose Day stuff on television for ages now, leading up to a film of highlights and a pat on the back on the main day. With regard the pre-recorded stuff, there is far too much of it. I'm sure it used to be a lot more studio based than this, with Mike Smith presenting from British Telecom with a call centre made up of C-list celebrities taking your pledges and donations. Of course there were always some recorded sketches, but not on this scale. Also, the gunge tank should come back.

Finally, the 'comic' element seems to have escaped the attention of whoever is in charge of commissioning the official Comic Relief song. The only funny thing about this year's effort is Wand Erection thinking that they were capable of covering Blondie, to use one of my old jokes for the occasion, this is where the starving of the world send the money back and tell us they'll try and manage without us. I still have on 7" vinyl the very first Red Nose Day single, 'Living Doll' by Cliff Richard and The Young Ones, (do your bit for charity Cliff, it'll keep the police away until you die and you can escape justice in a legal move known as 'Savile's rule'), and also such comedy fund raising classics as 'The Stonk' by Hale and Pace, 'Elected' by Mr Bean, and the one that rolls out during every music channel's Christmas period, 'Rocking Around The Christmas Tree' by Mel Smith and Kim Wilde, (they called themselves Mel and Kim which caused hilarious confusion with the 1980s pop duo Mel and Kim). The first serious single came in 1995 with 'Love Can Build A Bridge' by the collaboration of Cher, Chrissie Hynde, Neneh Cherry, and Eric Clapton. There were a couple more comedy singles, becoming less amusing each time; The Spice Girls single 'Who Do You Think You Are' had a video featuring French and Saunders, Kathy Burke and others dressed as Spice Girls, basically rehashing the Bananarama/Lanananenenono gag from 1989's 'Help', and 2003 saw Gareth Gates team up with one joke comedy family The Kumars for 'Spirit In The Sky'. Aside from that, we have seen the official Red Nose Single taken by flavour of the month pop acts who have been forgotten about by the time the next Red Nose Day comes along; Boyzone (1999), Westlife (2001), McFly (2005), Sugababes and Girls Aloud (2007), The Saturdays, no me neither (2009), The Wanted (2011), and this year's appalling effort from Wand Erection. The nearest we have come in recent years was Peter Kay and Matt Lucas in 2007 with '(I'm Gonna Be) 500 Miles', and Kay's earlier effort 'Is This The Way To Amarillo?' Neither of these were official Comic Relief singles, but Peter Kay's videos that were released as singles later on, possibly to prop up the poor efforts from those respective years. One imagines that James will have released 'Sit Down' by the time the weekend has finished.

It's a crying shame that Ricky Gervais has too much artistic integrity to release 'Equality Street'. He certainly has far too much artistic integrity to use a charity telethon as an advertising springboard for his newly opened YouTube channel. Hasn't he?

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Thursday, 14 March 2013

Today was one of those days when the idea of writing a daily blog feels like a silly one, as there are days in everyone's life every now and again in which absolutely nothing happens. If nothing happened to me and I didn't have an obsession with not breaking the chain of a daily blog, then that would be fine because nobody would know that nothing happened. As I have opened with the fact that nothing happened, I feel torn between not putting the work in as most people will have stopped reading by now, or making something up. I've been writing a blog, (although not daily) since 2007, and it has never occurred to me to make it up before. My life could have been made to sound much more interesting if I had created a fictional life for myself, but alas I decided to stick with the truth.

Today has mainly been about Moonage Daydream, with the first edition ready to record this weekend, (working at the weekend again) and upload on Monday. My second edition will centre around the Aladdin Sane album, and the retirement of Ziggy Stardust. I've started writing that edition, and might rush to create what will be my third edition which will focus on the Pin Ups album.

Although I am up to date with the blog, and attempting to keep it that way - I'm even taking the laptop next week when we're in London so I can write about the Bowie exhibition on Wednesday - I am behind with the audio book version, which I will be slowly catching up with and adding the links to the blog.

Regular readers will remember that I downloaded my entire Twitter history from my old account, and rather than waste some of my good comedy material, I have dug out another list that won't mean a thing to anyone outside of Nottingham. What better way to pad out a weak blog?

Nottingham Films

  • Beauty And The Beeston
  • The Hyson Green Mile
  • Journey To Vic Centre Of The Earth
  • My Goose Fair Lady
  • West Bridgeford Over The River Kwai
  • Shallow Cotgrave
  • Santa Claus Conquers The Broad Martians
  • Edwalton Scissorhands
  • Raiders Of The Lost New-ark
  • Harry Potter And The Hemlock Stone
  • What's Long Eaton Gilbert Grape?
  • High Pavement Fidelity
  • Arsenic And Old Lace Market
  • Raiders Of The Lost Arkwright Street
  • Lee Rosy O'Grady
  • Brewster's Bobbers Millions
  • Monty Python's Life Of Brian Clough
  • Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix Park
  • Cinderhilla
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Wednesday, 13 March 2013

One of, if not the most delightful things about working in radio, is finding a band that I haven't heard before. I first established contact with Prefontaine late last year through Facebook and Twitter, and struck up a rapport with Gary Barwell. They formed in 2006 but have been on something of a hiatus, so last year was me finding this band for the first time. They sent me track after track, all of which I was more than happy to play on the radio. I wasn't doing UK radio at the time, so I first played them in America. Getting the NottinghamLIVE gig was my opportunity to secure a live session from one of my favourite bands. When I first joined NottinghamLIVE I chose Prefontaine (along with The CTRL and Captain Dangerous) as my 'hot picks', and cited all three of those same bands for bigger things this year.

Tonight it looked like the show was going to be a disaster area, as Darren was running late, and some of our tracks hadn't transferred over to the system. However, it all went brilliantly, although I was nervous for the first fifteen minutes and stumbled a bit. Once I'd calmed down, we delivered what will in the future be remembered as the three best hours of the twenty four that filled today.

It's a cramped cosy studio

After interviews and sound checks you could hear on air, (Darren doesn't like that bit, I like it because it adds to the atmosphere of the show), Prefontaine performed a storming session. There was a slight technical wobble which meant we lost the beginning of the first song, so they became the first band to do an encore for the show. I know I said this last week, but it was one of the best live sessions we have had. They were originally meant to be on the show next week, but I will be missing the show next week as I'm in London so I deliberately moved them forward so I didn't miss out.



Don't we all look happy?

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Tuesday, 12 March 2013

I felt like the walking dead today thanks to my fucked up sleep pattern. As a result of falling asleep on Sunday evening and waking up around midnight, I couldn't get back to sleep at all. The time wasn't wasted though, as I finally finished the first edition of Moonage Daydream. I will most likely record it over the weekend, (working at the weekend, I have the hardest job in the world), ready to release it on Monday. The rough outline of my next edition is starting to take shape too, so I'll try my best to get that written for release a week later. Then that will be it until April, as I'm refusing to stress about it. It will then be time to dust off the music hall podcast series that I started on before I was given Moonage to do, and I also have an idea for a song I'd like to get released.

Having looked into the costs involved with releasing a CD, I have decided that my two compilation albums of live sessions will be available only as downloads. This is a shame of course, but something of a sad inevitability of the modern world. I think on Bandcamp you can get them to make a CD to order, so I need to look a bit further into that, it will also be a lot quicker to accomplish this way, as everything is prepared on the laptop, I just need to get them out there. Given that I should have released The Sherwood Radio Sessions two Christmases ago, I think it's time I just got on with it, and if releasing it as a download is the only way to do it, then so be it. I'm not willing to shell out for  a CD print run in the first instance, as I can't afford the risk. Neither do I want a cupboard full of unsold discs, not that they will be unsold, as there are some cracking names on them. Hopefully when I can bring back The Sunday Alternative, there will be a third album in it.

Yesterday, Mandi was up with the lark to go and buy The Next Day, and was lucky to pick up one of four remaining copies. Due to some major fuck up, and despite several phone calls explaining who I was, I did not receive a promo copy of the album. I had spoken to Tony Visconti on Twitter, who had told me that there were going to be no review/advance copies of the album, which was strange given that I read several reviews prior to today. I'm going to the press viewing of the Bowie exhibition next week, (the public call me Nottingham's Mr Radio yet the media in my home city ignore me, but I get invited to something in London) and if I see him there I'll point out the mistake and make sure it doesn't happen again. If I was the vindictive type, I would make sure that heads rolled, but I've got a copy now. I had to wait until later though, as Mandi bought it on her way to work.

For some reason, Twitter was very quiet about the album today. I had imagined an endless stream of tweets about it, and had deliberately kept off it today. When I logged in at teatime, nothing.

The biggest relief is that 'Where Are We Now', released to worldwide shock and awe on his 66th birthday, wasn't a fluke. There have of course been two single releases already, 'The Stars (Are Out Tonight)' being the second, but the whole album is a delightful masterpiece. 'The Next Day' in particular, the opening track, is classic Bowie. If this is what he's been doing with his time, then I can't wait for his 75th birthday.

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Monday, 11 March 2013


The above picture was made for me by my girlfriend Mandi, who has far more patience than I have, to celebrate today being the day we have all been waiting for. Unfortunately, changing your profile picture on Twitter is impossible so I was unable to have this on there. I then tried to have it as my 'header' picture, and only managed to delete the one that was there to start with. I'm not an old man, but I figure at 36 years old I don't have enough of my life left to spend it fucking around on such an arduous ball-ache of a job. For that reason, I still have my old Twitter avatar, with no background picture. Sadly, I managed to change my profile picture on Facebook with the greatest of ease, which is a pity seeing as Facebook is largely redundant these days, a fact demonstrated by the complete lack of acknowledgement for the fact that I'd not only changed my profile picture for the first time in years, but for such an arty one.

Last night, I fell asleep on the sofa at around half seven, and woke up just after midnight. This is more sleep in one go than I usually manage, but the caveat was that I couldn't get back to sleep. During my big sleep, I dreamt that we had a party at our house, and I was in the kitchen with a group of people I didn't recognise, they offered me a cigarette and I was intrigued to see that they were a brand new type of cigarette altogether. I still smoke in my dreams, one of the many reasons why my dreams are better than reality. The cigarettes were double pronged, so you were effectively smoking two at the same time, the selling point being that if you have to go outside in the cold to smoke, you might as well get two in while you're out. I imagine that if you took a drag, the two ends would burn away evenly. This is what it looked like...

I'm not an artist

It wasn't until I drew this crude sketch that I spotted the flaws. First of all, I'm not sure that the cigarette manufacturers would be allowed to make such a thing these days, given that the government want to stop people smoking, (I wonder where the money they take in taxes will come from when the very last smoker in the country gives up/dies). Maybe in the black and white days, when you could smoke anywhere you liked I would have been on to something. The other flaws are design based; how are the two ends connecting with the filter tip? I suppose someone will find a way, but my biggest problem would be how to package them. They wouldn't fit in a traditional cigarette packet would they? You could maybe buy them individually, but you haven't been able to buy single cigarettes since I was at school.

During this party, I went to bed for a lie down, and turned on my bedside radio to listen to Family Guy. In my dream Family Guy was a radio play! This happens to me when I fall asleep in front of the telly, whatever is being broadcast filters in. Of course we weren't watching BBC3 from the point I fell asleep, I had set the telly to change channels when Family Guy came on, I don't watch anything else on that ridiculous channel. I came downstairs to discover that the party guests had all gone home at about eight o'clock, and Mandi and someone else were tidying up. For them to have all gone at eight, I must have been pretty quick off the mark with my need for a kip.

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