I’m no longer a big drinker so
the three bottles of Carlsberg I put away last night were enough to make me
drowsy enough to not bother doing any late night work. I had wanted to record The Sunday Alternative but series four of Frasier has entered our house now so I couldn’t be arsed
doing any work. The early night has done me some good though as I am snowed under
at the moment, so when I woke up at ten o’clock this morning I was refreshed
and ready for action. Rather than recording the podcast I just sorted the music
ready with a view to recording it tomorrow (working on a Sunday – I am a
trooper) as I wanted to go out for lunch and shopping.
We took Jack to town and
bought him a t-shirt. I have gone from not wanting a dog to buying a t-shirt
for my dog. He seemed to enjoy wearing his new shirt, topped off with a brand
new collar, and received quite a lot of glances and comments of admiration. To
paraphrase Mike Skinner, he’s cute but he knows it.
What a lot of people don’t get
straight away is behind Jack’s cuteness there is a nervousness around strangers
(we have that in common, I am hilarious). As he is a rescue dog (and we don’t
know his history) he finds it hard to trust people. Mandi and I love him and
look after him and he knows how lucky he is to have a second chance at the
happy life he deserves. The worst thing anyone can do is reach down towards him
to stroke him as he sees that as a threat. I spend a lot of time telling people
to back off because he isn’t good with strangers, but this afternoon I wasn’t
quick enough. We were having lunch at The Bell and had taken a table outside
because of the dog. Mandi went in to order while I waited with Jack, and three
men walked into the outdoor seating area and immediately started to compliment
Jack on his t-shirt, only for one of them to try and stroke his head. With a
loud bark he went to bite the man’s hand but luckily he pulled away and Jack
didn’t achieve anything more serious than a warning nip. Knowing how some
people can be I immediately apologised and explained his behaviour, going into
my whole he’s a rescue dog and nervous around strangers
routine, but they were all fine about it. The man with the bitten hand
apologised for invading Jack’s personal space saying he should have known
better as a dog owner himself. Our natural instinct is to want to stroke a cute
dog but you shouldn’t if you are a stranger, you wouldn’t pat a woman on the
boobs in the street after all because it is an intrusion.
So, we have series four of Frasier at last, a series that is proving very difficult to
get hold of. Mandi found the box set on Amazon and it arrived on Friday. On
Thursday I went into That’s Entertainment to find some Robin Williams films
(all of my copies of the ‘obvious films – Mrs. Doubtfire, Good
Morning Vietnam etc are on video) to watch tonight. At the time I
only had a fiver on me so bought three DVDs as part of their offer, and came
across series six of Frasier (that
we can’t watch until we find series five) and asked them to put it under the
counter until today. When I went in for it I told the assistant what I was
there to collect and he asked my name. I told him and he responded with “What?
The radio Steve Oliver?” I didn’t care for his familiarity so I bit him.
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