Shut Up & Listen Lyrics

The working week is over
 you all go down the pub
Somewhere nice and quiet you say
 not some noisy club
What you didn't realise
 is there's a gig tonight
But it doesn't stop you
 from sitting there talking shite

CHORUS

You're talking to your friends
 you ignorant cunt
Can't you see
 there's a singer at the front?
He won't stop you doing your job
 don't stop him doing his
You're taking up a music lover's seat
 and the piss

There's a whole town full of pubs
 to go and get noisily plastered
But you decide to come in here
 you mouthy selfish bastard
The singer's doing his fucking best
 but it's all going south
He won't turn up at your work
 and knock the dicks out of your mouth

CHORUS

Before the song ends remember
 to just show some respect
There's a gig here every week
 so you know what to expect
Stay and drink and listen
 and please enjoy the tunes
And if you do not like it
 fuck off to Wetherspoons

CHORUS x2