This morning I logged in to Facebook and saw that my daughter had posted a few topical gags:
The Kaiser Chiefs must be physic, because they did predict a riot.
I have managed to avoid mentioning The Kaiser Chiefs, and their prediction of a riot. This joke has been worked in plenty of ways, and in my opinion it lacks originality. But fair play to my daughter for joining in.
I got caught up in the London riots and had to hide somewhere where I wouldn't be found. I'll be in the Job Centre if you need me.
Good.
I just saw a chav running down the road with armfuls of chicken tikka masala. I think she got confused when her mate said she was going to rob currys!
Whizz-bang! That final joke, although I would hazard that she didn't write it herself, made me laugh out loud on a bus. In fact, I commented on the joke with just one word. Not an actual word, but I wrote LOL.
First and last time in my life I promise!
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