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I took full advantage of the
changing of the clocks this morning by thoroughly enjoying my extra hour in
bed, to the point where I didn’t find the time to record the podcast before
lunch. If I hadn’t been pissing about on Twitter making fun of International
Robin Hood Day then I might have clawed back some time along the line, but I don’t
want to be pressured so I simply made my notes and got my music together before
going to my dad’s for lunch. The podcast wasn’t recorded until teatime and went
online shortly afterwards, so at least I haven’t broken the chain. I have
already made a New Year’s resolution for 2015 (something I don’t usually do) to
do at least one creative ‘thing’ every day and keep a note of it in my desk
diary. I’ve become less productive this year and achievement wise I am down on
last year, so at least if I can do one thing, whether it is to write a couple
of pages of a script, recording a podcast, or filming then I can mark it with a
cross in my diary. Writing my daily blog does count as having written something
(I have to write a minimum of 500 words, no maximum, these are my rules), but I
am only allowing myself to fall back on having only done that twice in any
given week, otherwise I will become lazy again. This rule also includes any
time that I am on holiday, (even though I don’t really enjoy holidays as such,
or maybe because of that), and also my birthday and Christmas Day, two
occasions that don’t exactly delight me any more to be honest. Maybe I’m just
turning into a grumpy old man before my time, but all I want to do is force my
slow moving career into another gear. I read Richard Herring’s daily blog and
can see his frustration at abandoned projects and his openness in admitting
that the big time has passed him by, causing him to perform to small audiences
at times and lose money experimenting in ambitious projects that he is only
doing because television won’t take a chance. I may have written this on the
blog before so I apologise if I’m repeating myself, but I am scared of my
headstone reading ‘Here lays Steve Oliver. He said he said he was going to do
things. He didn’t’.
More nonsensical postings on
Twitter and Facebook today of course, (pity I don’t get paid for messing about)
as today is one of my two favourite days of the year. What makes these two days
a joy for me is the state of confusion we wander around in when we wake up on
what I will now refer to as ‘clock change Sunday’. My favourite thing in the
world is to point out that the time isn’t the real time. On the way to my dad’s
I was stopped by a kid on a bike who asked me for the time. I took great
delight in telling him that it was quarter past one, but in real life it was
quarter past two; I don’t think he understood what I meant.
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