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Wednesday, 25 December 2013

Wednesday 25th December

Like most people, Mandi and I are allowed to open one present after midnight before bed on Christmas Eve. This is a tradition that we didn’t have in my family as a child, so it always feels slightly rebellious to be doing this. It was worth it though, as Mandi had bought me this Santa suit onesie. I wanted to stay in it all day, but we were going out.

This was taken with my new camera, so I can no longer blame iphones. Any 'portrait' picture ends up on its side. When I look at the picture in 'my pictures' it is the right way up. I have therefore concluded that it is Blogger's fault, and will try to only take landscape pictures in future.

I know that I haven’t been feeling especially festive this year, but once I was at my dad’s I felt a little bit better about Christmas. When I was a child, Christmas Day seemed to have an aura about it; it felt like it was a truly special day. Maybe that wears off, because today didn’t have any magic about it.

We opened our pound-shop-fiver-dash stockings in bed before Mandi went for a shower. I took Jack for a walk around the park (nothing Christmassy about picking up dog turds and putting them in the bin) for a run around to hopefully spend some energy seeing as we were taking him with us to my dad’s house.

Mandi seemed a little more relaxed this year, free from the responsibility of Christmas dinner. We had a lovely time opening presents, having lunch and settling down in front of the telly (there was only four of us this year so we didn’t bother with parlour games or a sing-song around the piano – mainly because we don’t have a piano). Before we had our buffet tea, we took Jack home and settled him down for the night and walked back. On the way back to my dad’s I took a little detour to take this photo.


I love that shop; a proper hardware shop that despite all the chaos, he can probably find exactly what it is you want straight away. You wouldn’t get that level of customer service in Wilkinson or B&Q.

It is worth me pointing out that I tried my best this year to get The Old General statue dressed as Santa, but was unsuccessful. When the statue was dressed, you knew Christmas had arrived in Nottingham, as people used to travel from all around to see it. A few weeks ago I attempted contact with someone who has the keys to the pub, but to no avail. They should be ashamed of themselves for allowing this tradition to come to an end, especially as for over one hundred years the statue has heralded the start of the festive season for the people of this fine city. The chain is now broken, hopefully not beyond repair. I will keep being a pain in the arse about this, and hopefully Christmas 2014 will see a return to a real Christmas in Nottingham. Even if the pub hasn’t reopened, I will set up some kind of event around it.

One of my highlights of Christmas is the huge amount of buffet food you manage to eat over the two-week holiday period. In fact, I sometimes wonder if I find Christmas Day teatime more exciting than Christmas lunch itself. The coffee table was set up with nuts, pineapple and cheese on sticks, cheese and biscuits, all the stuff we all eat too much of at this time of year and then don’t even think about until the following Christmas (I still maintain that Ritz crackers shouldn’t even be on sale during the year).

 My nana had said that she was staying until around half past eight, so when we got home with Jack I set Doctor Who and Eastenders to record, just in case she talked all the way through. There’s still a Christmas Day Doctor Who that I can’t remember for that reason. Although nana didn’t talk over it this year, her taxi arrived just as Matt Smith was turning into Peter Capaldi.

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